I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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