I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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