People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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