Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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