I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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