His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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