Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Can you bring me the toilet please
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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