she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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