Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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