margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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