First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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