I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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