you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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