Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I need moral support for this bender
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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