She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Randomize
