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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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