Non-Jews are for practice
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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