Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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