my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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