So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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