do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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