Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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