I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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