I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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