You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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