I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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