Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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