chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
smell my finger.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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