So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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