Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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