im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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