the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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