So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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