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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  your sister was..

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?

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  hey.....beach week happens

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.

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• (408): View more from California

  My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.

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• (315): View more from New York

  max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"

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