TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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