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(951): View more from California

Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down

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(954): View more from Florida

Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably

(1-404): View more from Georgia

No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars

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(707): View more from California

the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.

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(716): View more from New York

Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.

(304): View more from West Virginia

Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.

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(309): View more from Illinois

When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.

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