Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(510): View more from California

my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice

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(720): View more from Colorado

When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy

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(937): View more from Ohio

pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...

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(404): View more from Georgia

I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he confused my yawn for an orgasm

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(512): View more from Texas

ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..

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(314): View more from Missouri

This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.

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(219): View more from Indiana

All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights

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(925): View more from California

Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.

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