that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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