he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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