fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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