I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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