I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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