So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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