nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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