Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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