So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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