I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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I just found a bag of teeth...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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