How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
try to milk me bitch
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