You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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