Where did you get a picture of my penis
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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