wakey wakey hands off snakey
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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