Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
