this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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