I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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