Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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