I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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