If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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