How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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