We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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