is this the sara with the beer cane?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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