He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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