There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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