I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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