she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
im having a threesome with these popsicles
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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